Maddy's Carrd
About me
Names: Maddy, Mad, Aradia/any of my kinsPronouns: She/Her
I'm passionate and love making stupid jokes. If you laugh at my humor then you're probably going to be good friends with me.
However, I'm chronically ill and always tired so I might be abrasive, snide, and/or reclusive at some points.I always try my best to be nice though so please be patient with me.



More about me

Homestuckian Maid of Hope
Skunk! But also maybe a shark or a rat too
Huge fan of purple and orange
BBQ (Big Beautiful Queer)
Kidney disease in remission
I love cats, and bats
And dogs
And spiders. And mice, and snakes, and hamsters, and snails and Silly little creatures
American (for now)
STINKY!!!
How the hell do I put the explosions on the side of the text instead of on top???
Favorite games/series: Team Fortress 2, The Binding of Isaac, Banjo-Kazooie, MOTHER, Deltarune, Any Mario game (including the RPGs/spinoffs), Super Smash Bros., Animal Crossing, Zelda, Splatoon, Pokemon, Punch Out, Rhythm Heaven, PaRappa the Rapper, Loco Roco, OMORI, Minecraft, Terraria, Wario Land, Pizza Tower, Jet Set Radio, Resident Evil, Persona, WarioWare, Kirby, Fallout, Stardew Valley
Favorite shows: Breaking Bad/BCS, Adventure Time, SpongeBob, Regular Show, Steven Universe, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Simpsons, Futurama, early Family Guy, Invader Zim, OK KO, Infinity Train, Chowder
Favorite web media: Battle for Dream Island/object shows, Homestuck, Jerma985, Vinesauce Vinny/Joel, ENA, Tony Zaret, Siivagunner, lots and lots of YouTube Poop creators (such as DaThings1, NPCarlsson, and iteachvader)

Go Away
Fuck off if you support:transmedicalism, lgbtq+ exclusion, ableism of any kind, fascism, animal abuse/zoophilia, cryptocurrency, proship
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Don't talk to me if you:
Think "offensive" humor is funny (exceptions: obvious satire, self-deprecation)
Actively and unironically shit on other peoples' harmless likes or dislikes
Harass or doxx people online
Shame people for their weight, looks, etc; (not denying that people can have unhealthy bodies but shaming them for it is rude)
Shame people for having fun, creating innocent art, or being themself, (i.e. destructive criticism, active participation in "cringe culture", etc)
Kink list I mean kin list
IDs
Susie (Deltarune)
Aradia Megido (Homestuck)
Lollipop (BFDI)
Neco-Arc (Type-Moon)
Kins
Rose Lalonde (HS)
Sprigatito/Floragato/Meowscarada (Pokemon)
Hex Maniac (Pokemon)
Vivian (Paper Mario)
Kuromi (Sanrio)
Gamzee Makara (HS)
Puffball (BFDI)
Candle (Inanimate Insanity)
Taco (II)
Captain Syrup (Wario Land)
Hornet (Hollow Knight)
dedf1sh/Acht (Splatoon)
Marceline (Adventure Time)
Meta Knight (Kirby)
Synpaths
Chahut Maenad (HS)
Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney)
Takuto Maruki (Persona)
Kurloz Makara (HS)
Jake (Adventure Time)
Roxy Lalonde (HS)
Bottle (BFDI)
Harmony (Splatoon)
Pearl (Splatoon)
Daisy (Super Mario Land)
Comfort Characters
Godot (Ace Attorney)
Dr. Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog) (1993)
Wario
Any Team Fortress 2 Mercenary
Bob (Animal Crossing)
Where to find me
Discord: bigdumpygaming#1121
Ask to join my server!

